My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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