idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He felt like a one man threesome
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She's the barista slut.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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