I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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