no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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