Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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