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Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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