How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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