so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
