I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
