Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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