One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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