i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Randomize
