My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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