Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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