Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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