PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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