is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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