Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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