he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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