hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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