Will you blow on my dice?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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