i permit you to call me
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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