you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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