sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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