Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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