meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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