I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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