well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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