My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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