Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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