she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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