I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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