Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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