I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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