I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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