So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
