is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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