Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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