No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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