Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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