found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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