Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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