This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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