I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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