do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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