oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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