Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
