I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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