I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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