I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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