Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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