***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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