I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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